Readers of Rantifestos,
Today was amazing for several reasons. Firstly, I got to visit my dad at work with my mom. The second one was particularly epic: I (finally) got to drive one of the motorized scooters that they have available at most supermarkets for...people like me, who recently had surgery and/or can't walk very far. I took a few videos (which are available above) of my escapades around Target. For you scooter enthusiasts or those who compete in indoor supermarket racing (I know you're out there) it takes approximately 8 minutes to do a lap around a typical Target store.